Bye Bea

My favorite GOLDEN GIRL is gone. We all knew it was coming, but it's still a shock. I thought Bea would be around forever. Thank you Bea.

THE FUNNIEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE

DEAD TO ME

BASEL, Switzerland - Roger Federer married longtime girlfriend Mirka Vavrinec Saturday in a small ceremony in his hometown.

The second-ranked tennis player announced the wedding on his website, saying the couple got married "surrounded by a small group of close friends and family."

"It was a beautiful spring day and an incredibly joyous occasion," he said.

The couple announced last month they are expecting their first child.

oh...my...god

my favorite part is when her hair extensions fall out, and she acts like it didn't happen.

CONGRATULATIONS, FLO!

HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Florence Lawrence for charity.
Miley Cyrus, daughter of singer Billy Ray Cyrus, shot to fame after her TV show “Hannah Montana” became one of the biggest hits in Disney Channel’s history. However, a recent Vanity Fair spread featuring Miley’s bare back caused her heavy criticism.
In order to reclaim her pop princess title, Miley has turned to good deeds. Last week she set out bait of apple cores and Funyuns in a dumpster behind her recording studio. Not 30 minutes later, Florence (or as she prefers to be known now "Fatfoot the overweight Sasquatch") burst through the nearby trees to claim the food. But Fatfoot got an even better prize of being asked to join Miley in recording a duet!
She was thrilled to join in, but only after finishing the Funyuns.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year to everyone! Thanks to all of you still following this blog, and my resolution for this year is to get back to regular blogging....and get laid.

oh, and if she's watching...a special shout-out to a certain blast-from-the-past who's recently wormed her way back out of the wood.

happy new year, you whore-ey old chestnut!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

MERRY XMAS! BE BACK SOON!